Monday, 24 August 2009

The Queen and Prince Philip


One might jump to the conclusion that the Queen is clearly punching below her weight due to the fact that Prince Phillip is, by all accounts, a massive racist. But, in my experience, every single person in the whole world over the age of seventy despises everyone of a different ethnic background to themselves. I bet, with few pints in his belly, Nelson Mandela would start ranting about how nowadays the Poles are taking all the Global Peace Ambassador jobs.

Anyway, riddle me this: how come good ol’ Phil is married to the Queen, but isn’t the King? Why, you may ask, does he put up with this sorry state of affairs? Maybe it’s because of her unimaginable wealth; maybe it’s because he likes dressing up in her ermine trimmed capes when she isn’t around; or maybe he’s been driven wild with lust ever since he got to see her crown jewels on the first date. Whatever it is, it’s got to hurt. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a man-servant to replace his soggy pillows every night after he’s cried himself to sleep.

But cutting to the chase, you just wouldn’t put up with being the same rank as your good for nothing grandchildren unless you knew you couldn’t do any better. And thus, a simple conclusion has to be drawn:

Prince Philip, you are punching above your weight.

39 comments:

  1. Nothing since August. Pull your socks up, man. What about Silvio Berlusconi, for a start?

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  2. ... or, now I think about it, any Formula One racing driver?

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  3. 與其爭取不可能得到的東西,不如善自珍惜運用自己所擁有的........................................

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  4. 卡爾.桑得柏:「除非先有夢,否則一切皆不成。」共勉!.............................................

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  5. 人不能像動物一樣活著,而應該追求知識和美德..................................................

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  6. 愛情是一種發明,需要不斷改良。只是,這種發明和其他發明不一樣,它沒有專利權,隨時會被人搶走。..................................................................

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  7. Poverty is stranger to industry..................................................................                           

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  8. 向著星球長驅直進的人,反比踟躕在峽路上的人,更容易達到目的。............................................................

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  9. 好的開始並不代表會成功,壞的開始並不代表是失敗............................................................

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  10. 世間事沒有一樣沒有困難,只要有信心去做,至少可以做出一些成績。..................................................

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  11. 知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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